Buy Me A Beer For My Birthday

Buy Me A Beer

buy me a beer!!

G'day,

Not that you need an excuse since I know what you are thinking, my great looks, sparkling personality, and generally being a nice bloke are all reason enough, but to provide you with some additional data on which to establish your well considered decision, here are ....

The Top 10 Reasons to Buy Me A Beer!!

1. You're feeling great.

2. The world is a better place with both of us in it.

3. You just won the lottery.

4. You liked something I did for you.

5. You don't want me to be thirsty.

6. You think I look better with a cold one in my hand.

7. You're feeling generous.

8. You would like to see me passed out on the floor.
(Tip: requires a lot of beer!!)

9. You can't make it to the pub yourself this evening.

10. You like my great looks, sparkling personality, and think I am generally a nice bloke. :-)

The next bit is easy ... :-)

Simply select from one of the buttons below to buy me a beer.

The first one will take you to you a selection of my favourite beers (and other general drink categories) that you can choose from to shout me. Enter an amount and click "Add to my tab" to go to PayPal.

Hint: A Maß of beer costs around AUD$20.00 :-)

but you can enter any amount/multiples of this that you like, and in this way contribute to the immediate and abrupt demise of my kidneys, liver and several other organs and boldily functions. I promise your contribution will be attributed to whatever you request.

Now if instead you wish to contribute to anything from the quenching of my thirst to my general enjoyment or even my total liver and kidney failure over the next twelve months, then select the second button. This will take you to a selection of my favourite beers (and other general drink categories) that you can choose from to shout me. Enter an amount per month and enter the number of months during which I should, at the very least, raise a glass (or several) to your good health. The payments are again handled by PayPal as a monthly subscription over a period of 12 months (or whatever period you select) which you can of course cancel at anytime yourself.

Don't worry if you don't have a PayPal account, PayPal accept credit card payments and bank transfers as well. :-)

Thanks very much in advance.

Please be sure to leave your email address and a comment on the PayPal form so that I can send you a personal thank you and a picture like this. I look forward to raising a glass to your good health, and hope that we can blow the froth off a few cold ones together soon.

All the best,

Paul

DISCLAIMER: These "Buy Me A Beer" pages are solely for the personal use of Paul J. Lange. Any payments resulting from clicking on an icon on this page are made to Paul J. Lange personally to shout him a beer or other beverage or consumption of his choice or to otherwise contribute to Paul personally with the intention that any contributions will be attributed to his consumption tab at his favourite watering hole(s). Albeit the PayPal online paymnet system will indicate a payment to the entity Paul Lange Pty. Ltd., under no circumtances are any deposits to be considered, deemed or miscontrued as a payment to Paul Lange Pty. Ltd. this company is merely accepting payments on behalf of Paul and passing all funds to him personally.